More Globe Dopes
Ellen Goodman makes an appearance today. She thinks it’s just swell that gay men meet and suck each other off in public restrooms. Who are these homophobe bigoted jerks who would dare think that is unacceptable behavior.
Stocky would like Ellen to send her grandson into a public restroom in a trainstation, bus station or airport and cool her heels waiting for the little tyke to come out. I bet if she did this a few times the little homophobic bigot would have some “interesting” stories to tell granny.
From Granny’s column:
I don’t want to send my grandson into a public restroom used for assignations.
Assignations?????? Now there’s a euphamism for you. What is the definition of Assignation? Here it is from an online dictionary:
| Noun | 1. | assignation - a secret rendezvous (especially between lovers) |
A “secret rendezvous”. How friggin quaint. This is how Granny thinks of 2 gay guys sucking each others dicks in a public place without even exchanging names. I guess she has to elevate the behavior to that level if she’s to present her “narrative” of gays as victims. Back to her column:
Sex stings to catch gays have been around for more than a century. Sodomy itself was illegal in Minnesota until 2001. It was a “crime against nature” in Idaho, punishable by five years to life in prison. Then in 2003, the Supreme Court finally overturned all the laws against sodomy.
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Yet the stings go on. Craig was only one of 40 arrested since May in Minneapolis. There were 45 arrested in the Atlanta airport this year. How many elsewhere? There must be saner ways to keep a restroom from becoming a meeting ground, better than using a dubious law that shames men into pleading guilty for the same reason Craig did: humiliation and the fear of exposure. “I don’t call media,” said the policeman. But exposure often follows. So too, a lifetime of registering as a sex offender.
Oh boo hoo. If this type of stuff was going on in womens restrooms do you think Ellen would be complaining about the “stings”? These skeevie guys are swapping semen but not names in the stall next to her grandson but Ellen is more concerned with the gays “civil rights”.
And “there must be saner ways to keep a restroom from becoming a meeting ground” is just so precious. Do tell, Granny. Don’t keep us all in suspense. Come up with a “saner” way to handle this. If you can’t then shut the fuck up and stop complaining about the police doing their jobs.
I can picture her outside a mens room waiting for her grandson, cooling her heels while twiddling her ever so tasetfull pearl necklace. Meanwhile, inside the mens room there could be several “assignations” going on within reach of her grandson. Would it take her grandson getting his own “pearl necklace” for granny to climb down from her politically correct high horse? Does she even give a shit about the men (straight + gay) who are subjected to this shit when all they’re trying to do is take care of business and be on their way? To say nothing of her grandson.
Nice grandmother she is.
I wonder if she lets him go unattended into the mens rooms on Morrisey Boulevard?